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Chapter 7 - Annoying, stupid little lioness

That evening, in the Mansion of Black.

Shera Black had her back reclined against the backrest of her chair in the study.

Countless thoughts flooded her mind.

Amid her thoughts, she opened a drawer and tool out an exquisite necklace.

The chain was made of valuable materials and the ornament was a pure heart-shaped diamond that must have cost a treasure. Just at a glance, one could see that from the design to the production, the creator had put in an unimaginable deal of effort.

Shera had only one word for it: invaluable.

It totally deserved all the attention the Qin Empire had made it garner.

[Hello master! Beep!] the stupid little lioness interrupted her thoughts.

Shera Black was instantly displeased as her mood darkened. "Didn't anyone tell you that it's rude to interrupt people?"

[I'm sorry, but we have to get this done with quickly.]

Shera stared at the little thing. "I'm still getting used to the fact that there's a stupid little pet in my brain. And now this stupid little pet wants to control me?"

Tazja was unfazed by how its master kept calling it a stupid little pet. It floated a few circles before producing a small manuscript out of nowhere. [If you do not complete your missions, I will be stuck in your brain forever. You don't want that, do you? Do you?] It made a few more beeps that could drive one crazy with fury.

Shera Black frowned at its attempt to annoy her into submission. "No problem. I'm used to your annoying beeps already. If that's the only consequence, I don't mind."

[Unfortunately, there is another, a worse consequence. This is the rule: if you do not become virtuous soon, you will end up like other villainesses.]

"Oh? And how do other villainesses end up?" Shera asked curiously.

Tazja gritted its teeth as though in fear. [Trust me, you do not wanna know.]

Shera rolled her eyes at its exaggeration. "I don't care what will happen to me."

Tazja looked like it had given up on hope. It should have known, Shera Black had no care for life, much less how she would die.

A while later, Shera seemed to recall what the stupid little thing had just said. She chuckled mockingly. "Make me a virtuous woman? My dear, your mission is too impossible."

[That's alright! I have done something more impossible before.]

Shera ignored the little lioness.

[Beep... beep... beep!]

"Come on!" Even though she had just said that she was used to the beeping, no one could tolerate this. Not only that, the stupid little thing had increased the volume of its beeps.

[What? I'm thinking.] Tazja replied innocently.

"Didn't you say you don't have a brain?" Shera didnt forget this no matter how angry she was.

[I don't have a brain, but I do have a CDS. It works just like a brain.]

"Who cares whether it works like a brain? And what the heck is a CDS???" Shera Black asked in annoyance.

[CDS- Central Data System. This is where all the information needed to complete a mission is stored. Every mental guide has one...]

"Shut up already." Shera Black got up and went to her bedroom. She wanted nothing more than to sleep. For some reason, that little lioness seemed to exhaust her mind.

It wasn't surprising. There was a novel creature in her brain now. It would be surprising if nothing changed.

Shera went to bed, believing that the little creature would give up if she ignored it.

But she was wrong.

Tazja's level of annoyance was... much more impressive than she had expected.

[Beep... beep!]

Shera ignored it.

[Adjusting volume...

Volume level 100%

Beep... Beep... Beep!]

Shera covered her ears using a pillow. But could this really drown the noise in her brain?

Several annoying beeps later, the stupid little thing went quiet.

Shera Black finally drifted into sleep. Yet, just when she was about to fall completely asleep,

[Volume level 1000%]

[BEEP!! BEEEP!! BEEEEEP!!!]

"Aaaah!" Shera was forced awake.

Her head felt like it was exploding.

This was the loudest thing she had ever heard! Not even an explosion was this loud.

She could still hear the aftermath of the noise minutes later. Damn it! Was this stupid thing trying to drive her crazy?

[Volume level...]

"No no no!!! Sigh, fine. What do I have to do?" One more beep and she would surely go mad. Although they were beeps, they sounded more like booms! Who would tolerate this? Even an announcement from space wouldn't be this loud!

[CONGRATULATIONS! YOU...]

"Decrease the damn volume!" Shera grabbed a pillow and threw it at Tazja. Then she realized what she had just done. She had just thrown a pillow across the room. Crap. Was she really going crazy? That idiotic little thing must have really damaged her brain!

[Volume level 40%

Congratulations! You have accepted the following mission: Level 1.1- right your wrongs.]

The volume was suddenly so low that Shera had some trouble understanding what it was saying. It took a long while for her to adjust.

When she could finally understand, the little thing said, [To start the mission, you have to understand your current virtues and vices.]

It took a long manuscript, the longest she had ever seen and read out.

[Your current Virtue Status is as follows:

Humanity level: 0 of 100

Kindness level: 0 of 100

Honesty level: 1 of 100

Patience level: 0 of 100

Friendliness level: 1 of 100

Courage level: Advanced level 2 (15000 points of 10,000)

Humility level: 0 of 100]

Shera Black was speechless. She facepalmed and sighed. "Points for courage are so few that I surpassed it by 5000? Shouldn't it be higher?"

[That's your main point?]

"Right. I should be focusing on the fact that you got one thing right. I'm so damn courageous!"

Tazja blinked its eyes, lamenting pitifully. [Major Diable, I don't want this mission anymore! Just take me to the purgatory chamber instead!]

When it was done lamenting, it got up and continued, [The vice status is as follows...]

"Wait, you're not done?!" It was Shera's turn to lament.

[I will be soon. Don't worry! This is the only time I will explain your virtues and vices in detail!]

"Fine, finish it up already."

[Your vice status is as follows:

Pride: Advanced level 2 (150, 000 points of 100, 000)

Greed: Advanced level 3 (200, 000 points)

Vengeance: Advanced level 1 (110, 000 points)

Intolerance:..]

The little thing remained silent for a while.

Just when she thought it had left, she heard something different.

[System rebooting...]

A few seconds later came the level, [Maximum level reached.]

"What kind of crappy level is that?"

[I don't know either. I got dizzy and fell asleep just counting the digits.]

Shera Black was speechless. Was she that intolerant?

[Arrogance level:..]

"You're not done yet?"

[Of course not. Surely, we cannot talk about your vices and leave out your arrogance, can we?]

Shera Black was once again speechless.

[Arrogance level...]

...

"Well, I guess that's that's another 'advanced level reached'." Shera Black mumbled when she didn't hear from Tazja after a long while. It must have fallen asleep again.