(MC POV)
The starting part of the court meeting proceeded as I thought it would, it was basically just the ministers reporting matters to Guiying and having her deal with it.
They weren't really big matters anyway. It was mostly things like so and so town had a harvest of so and so, so and so village had encountered some bandits and suffered so and so losses, so and so church had erected so and so statue of me…
Wait what?
Oh no… They're seriously building statues of me… I don't even…
Hold on… Omniscience… Have my disciples done something similar?
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Oh what… What are those?! 'Life sized love love Master erotic edition' hug pillows? These are even worse than the normal hug pillows! How did they even get these made and with me in those poses?!
That's… That's...
