*I'm just going to own it. I've decided it's completely normal to have your girlfriend on your head if she's currently a cat.*
[Wait what? I thought we agreed it was better to skirt around that issue…]
*No, you offered it as a solution despite the fact I can feel the idea causes you pain, probably from the fact I'd be denying you're my girlfriend and you know what? Frankly a bit of embarrassment on my end is worth it to keep you happy. That's not even considering the fact that… now that I've thought it over… is it really any of their business? We can at the very least prove your intelligence and at that point I see no further issues.*
