"I say, my dear wife, I'm neither nearsighted nor farsighted. Why am I getting specs?" asked Shui Xian to his wife who was trying on different specs on him.
"These glasses don't have the prescribed lenses," stated Raelle. "It's just a fashion statement." She made him wear round glasses and nodded her head.
"I'd look like a nerd," grumbled Shui Xian.
"Who said that?" asked Raelle. "These glasses are perfect. With a cream-colored sweater, white pants and... We'll let your hair down in a bit of a messy style. Definitely gives off a warm and homey vibe."
"Wow! You even learned how to use words like warm and homey. I'm amazed."
"Don't overreact," commented Raelle. "Let's get this pair."
Shui Xian shrugged his shoulders, "Whatever you say, m'lady!"
