"This is our platform and you and I should talk, have a conversation and share stories as well. So, for the next hour or so, we'll be doing just that, and I'll open my phone lines to everyone so you can call."
"However, before this happens, I want to be clear from the start. All current Laswaitian residents in the country can only make direct calls; there is a dedicated line for all of you. And to everyone else, my dear family from all over the world, I hope you have the social chat app Keigo, which is currently popular. Keigo allows you to call, send voice notes, and make video calls for free, as long as your data is turned on."
"You all shall be using Keigo, for I don't want any of you to be charged crazily for international calls. The next thing is that each call should be two minutes long in order to allow the majority of our people here to contribute. So, when you call, sum everything up and get right to the point."
[At long last!]
