"Is this a joke?" Ana asked Behrman.
"No." Behrman smiled.
"Why do I need one of these physical bodies?" Ana asked him again.
"Your old one is dead." Behrman picked up a small pebble and threw it at Ana's feet.
The stone just passed through Ana as if Ana's existence was an intangible concept, like a spirited ghost.
Ana clicked his tongue in frustration as he realized that Behrman was far too inept to catch what Ana wanted him to understand, without conveying his intentions directly through words.
"I mean why female bodies?" Ana pointed out the fallacy in Behrman's masterplan. "Where are the male options?"
"Weird dude, I thought a gal would be coming so I got no strong male body for ya." Behrman shrugged.
Ana internally cursed his fortune for stranding him in this position where he was given the luxury to choose between having a female body or serving his afterlife as a slave.
"Do you have any weak male bodies then?" Ana sighed.
"No, man. But I have this gun." Behrman showed Ana a black handgun that he pulled out from his deep pocket.
Ana snatched the gun from his hand and shot it at Behrman's face.
Behrman, with lightning speed, crouched like an animal and the bullet scraped past his bandana.
[Character: Von Krauser killed]
A screen opened up infront of Ana's eyes and informed him of the death of some unknown person, even though no one could be seen around except Behrman.
"Oh looks like you shot someone dead, dude." Behrman stood back up.
Ana immediately pointed his gun at him and just when he was about to pull the trigger again…
"Wait wait wait. Looks like we have a male body now." Behrman flicked his fingers and a dead body appeared infront of Ana.
"Ya can use this body that ya prepared. Nice choice, I must say. Dude is weak as shriveled beans but has a nice and healthy ding dong schlong."
[Character: Von Krauser
Status: Dead]
Ana this time pointed the gun's tip towards his own head. "I think I should just kill myself."
He was tired of the comedy that his life was playing on him.
"Woah dude, don't be so hasty." Behrman offered Ana a solution. "How about you have both bodies?"
"Both bodies?" Ana was puzzled.
Behrman, with his magical powers, lifted the dead male and another female body from his showcase and displayed them to Ana.
[Von Krauser: Rank F]
[Unnamed woman: Rank SSS]
Small white connections formed between the two figures and a bright light glowed from their intertwining, as the two different entities slowly merged into one.
The nuclear fusion of their unexplainable union made Ana yawn in boredom until suddenly the white strands of energy shot towards Ana and bound him up like lusty ropes.
"What the-" Too late to react, Ana only exclaimed at the unexpected turn of events.
Whoor whoor whoor
Ana was pulled in, with a force having the magnitude to justify the majesty of the cataclysmic white hole that was overturning everything in and around it, and before long his sense of self was mish mashed into a brand new product.
"Although my skills are lack-luster compared to Folie, I still think I did a pretty good job, don't ya think?" Behrman put his hand on his waist and swung the checklist like a mechanic.
When the ball of white fury that had originated from Behrman's mad science experiment lost its vigor, Ana collapsed on the ground due to gravity with white fumes enveloping his new naked self.
"What do you think? Neat and handsome, right?" Behrman appreciated Ana's new looks with his eyes closed.
"I've rejuvenated the skin and also-"
"What did you do to me?"
"Eh?" Behrman looked at Ana who was on the ground.
[Ana Krauser: Rank SSS/F
Current Body in Use: Female (SSS)]
The magical screen in front of Ana showed him something, something which one might call 'a bit different'.
"What in the world did you do to me?!"
Ana's rage boiled over.
He jumped up and grabbed Behrman's collar, ripping open his shirt.
"I will kill you!" Ana had lost all his sense of reason.
The final barrier preventing him from committing the most heinous crime in all his life had broken, he was now ready to commit the sin of…
"Dude, dude! Chillax! We don't need to commit in adultery just yet-"
Bam Bam Bam
Ana's new profound strength broke Behrman's face and turned him into a bloody pulp. The ground shook as if an earthquake had hit and the place where Behrman's body was had turned into a deep crater, miles deeper than the surface level where they originally were.
Ana rained down his unrestrained anger with his fists, which was uncontrollable and unstoppable in its pure definition.
Bam Bam Bam
After continuing to beat Behrman for two whole minutes, a portal opened up beside Ana.
"Wow, dude. Your ding dong is dangling like crazy while you're punching me. "
Another man wearing a bandana similar to Behrman came out of the portal.
"Hah…" Ana finally stopped when he realized that Behrman's body had been crushed into a fine paste of nothing and the only thing that remained of him was human dust.
"Woah, looks like you killed him, dude." A voice very much alike to Behrman's came from beside Ana.
"You're still alive!?" Ana again hopped up and charged towards Behrman. "I will kill you! I will kill you no matter how many times it takes me!"
The new Behrman, in fear of Ana's animalistic murder instinct, jumped back into his portal, escaping the newly made deep tunnel in which they were, and reappeared miles away, high up in the sky.
But as if that distance was a meager cake walk, Ana closed the gap between them in the matter of a split second.
"Dude dude, let me explain!" Behrman held his hands infront of his face.
Not paying heed to Behrman's cries for truce, Ana smashed him to the next dimension as multiple portals opened up behind Behrman's body which flung back with infinite speed, making his crumbled self disappear from Ana's eyes.
"Relax, it just says that you're using a female body. You're actually a femboy since ya got no boobs or nothing, so-"
Another portal soon began to open on the side but before it even fully did, Ana's hand entered it and grappled a third Behrman's neck.
"Change me back." Hot smoke fumed out of Ana's mouth. "Right now."
"Ofcourse dude, ofcourse." Behrman flicked his magic and set something in motion while his neck got crushed by Ana's new body's supremely empowered fingers.
Behrman's third body disintegrated after his head got decapitated but the switch he flipped had worked.
[Ana Krauser: Rank F/SSS
Current Body in Use: Male (F)]
Ana's body, which was floating high up in the air, suddenly began to fall down as Ana felt that his limbs and muscles started to enlarge, taking on the shape of a muscular young man.