Li Jinnan was stunned. "How do you even know about that?"
"Hmph!" Old Captain Li's had a smug, know-it-all expression as he said, "The television broadcasts it all the time! What with the three-minute painless abortions and eight-minute hymen reconstructions…"
Li Jinnan was exasperated. "Oh my god. You need to stop watching all those trashy television ads! Not only are they teaching kids the wrong thing, they're teaching grandpas all around the wrong thing too!"
Captain Li Xun replied, "In any case, I don't believe that a woman who was married before never engaged in relations. Do you treat your grandfather as an idiot?"
"No… Grandpa, I already told you that it was a marriage for show," Li Jinnan said. "It was just for show. In actual fact, the man has some problems with that aspect and needed a wife as a cover-up. That was all."
Captain Li looked astonished. "Really?"
