This one has a lot less lewd stuff.
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"… and that's how I met both my third boyfriend, and my first, and only girlfriend," said Evaline with a smile.
"Ok… look, that does give me a pretty good idea of why you weren't concerned with me being gay, but can we just… skip to how you met dad or something? I can't say I've been particularly pleased with these stories. It's just weird,"
"Is it weird because it's hard to imagine me with someone who isn't your father, weird because you didn't think I had a sex life, or weird because I'm your mother?" asked Evaline curious as to the answer.
