Author's Note:
Me: Wow, I made it to 200 chapters! Amazing! It took me a bit longer than I expected, but we did it!
Mira: So you finally fucking made it, huh Author? Took you long enough! How long do you plan to prevent me from killing that fucking Guy!!! Hurry up and write goddamit!
Me: I-I-I'm sorry, Mira! It's just that… you know… life happened and-
Mira: Huh? What the hell do you know about life, eh?! All you do is sit around and read whenever you aren't doing homework and you call that life?! What about the rest of the day? That should be spent continuing my story! I got shit to do, but you, my shitty Author, are the only thing preventing me from accomplishing my goal!
Me: Look, I'm sorry Mira, but unfortunately for you, you are just a hobby of mine. I continue your story whenever I feel inspired and when I'm confident in my work. Sometimes I am just out of ideas and I'd rather not write anything rather than write a load of crap!
