Many hundreds of years later….
"Ancestor, is that story true?" A small boy around six years of age asked.
"It is very true. That rock monster came out of nowhere and began stripping people of their clothes and used mankind's most feared enemy as a weapon to make them submit to her will. It was dark times." The old man who was holding the boy on his lap replied.
"Ancestor, can you not teach my child stupid things? No one believes those tall tales you speak of." A young woman walked into the room and shouted. She grabbed her child and stared coldly at the old man in front of her. "It has been over a few hundred years. When are you going to get out of that chair!?"
"Get out!? Do you think I can get out!?" The old many jumped up to his feet but the stone chair he was sitting in did not stay put but actually moved with him. "This thing has been stuck up my butt for over six hundred years!"
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Present time….
