Ace opened his eyes, and yelled furiously at the shocked Joanna, "Do you think this is funny?"
"No, there really are a lot of little people on you, they're crawling around your hair now…" Joanna said desperately as she pointed towards his head anxiously. "And there's so much weed growing out of your head! Let me pluck it out for you…"
After saying that, she really did start yanking on Ace's hair lightly. "Don't worry, I'll pluck it all out for you! One, two, three…"
"This is getting ridiculous!" Ace was speechless. Eventually, his anger subsided and was quickly replaced with helplessness. Leaning against the backseat dejectedly, the man allowed Joanna to yank on his hair continuously, as if he were putting up with a naughty child.
"Fine, if she wants to play it this way, she can do whatever the hell she wants! I'd just like to see how long she's going to keep this act up!"
With that thought, the two could be seen pressed against each other in the backseat of the car, as Joanna seemed focused on yanking on Ace's hair. Ace, on the other hand, was still and silent, giving her complete freedom to finish the job.
The situation was rather odd, but it felt somewhat heart-warming at the same time…
"Phew! I'm finally done!" Joanna let out a long sigh of relief, smiling happily as she cupped Ace's face.
The man had nearly dozed off during the entire ordeal, but he quickly opened his eyes and sat up straight. "So, what's next?"
"Jelly!" Joanna pointed towards his lips. "Pink jelly! I'd like to have some jelly!"
To Ace's utter shock, the woman smashed her lips onto his. This action made him freeze up, and he didn't dare move a muscle.
"Mmm… This jelly is so sweet, so soft!" Joanna continued kissing the man and praising him, as if she really was eating some kind of delicious snack.
Meanwhile, Ace's mind had gone blank. This was the first time the woman had ever been so bold, and he simply didn't know what to do. She was very passionate, but her skills were somewhat lacking.
For a moment, he wondered if she really had started viewing his lips as jelly, which could explain the reason why she was sucking and biting so much.
The man was soon unable to endure her teasing any longer, so he decided to turn the tables and placed his hand on the back of her head. His voice was deep as he growled, "You idiot, that's not how kissing works!"
He then closed his eyes once again, gently kissing the woman, and spoke softly, "This… is how a real kiss should feel like…"
Seeing how loving the man's gaze was, Joanna calmed down as well, and concentrated on kissing him properly.
As some time passed, Ace found himself feeling quite light-headed and his vision turned slightly blurry.
"Wait, what's happening? There's so many little people here!" He then pushed Joanna away and observed her with a stern expression. "Don't move, let me chase away all those little people on you!"
"See? I wasn't lying! You finally noticed them! There's so many, and there's still some crawling on top of you!"
The two immediately got busy trying to brush off the 'little people' on their bodies. After a few minutes, they were exhausted, and snuggled up against each other as they fell into a deep slumber together…
The next day, Joanna felt groggy as she woke up in the car. To her horror, a man's arms were wrapped around her waist, and her clothes had been messily thrown on the car mat…
"Ah!" Joanna screamed hysterically as she noticed that she was in her underwear.
Ace was awoken by her shouting, and sat up with a frown.
It seemed that he had taken his shirt off as well. His tanned skin was exposed for all to see, along with his muscular build. It was as if God had taken extra time to create this man, blindly giving him the gift of charm since the moment he was born.
The intimacy of their current state surprised him so much that he was wide awake in seconds. The man sat up immediately, his eyes fixated on Joanna as he asked, "What's wrong?"
"You scumbag! You know what's wrong!" Joanna immediately grabbed a jacket to cover her body, punching Ace on the arm.
"You're such a monster! How could you do this to me?! Just look at my stomach! If something happens to me, I'll make sure you rot in hell!" She really had no idea what happened last night, but she could put the pieces together. She thought, "A man and a woman half naked, cuddling each other?! What else could have happened?!"
"Wait!" Ace forcefully stopped Joanna from hitting him, trying his best to recall what happened. He then said confidently, "I can guarantee that I have not done anything inappropriate to you. I have some self-restraint, okay?"
He knew his body well, after all. In fact, his memory was quite strong, and he remembered what happened last night.
Last night, Joanna had behaved as if she had a screw loose. Not only did she try to capture 'little people', she'd even yanked on his hair thinking it was weeds, and sucked on his lips like it was jelly. Everything was just too … absurd.
"You should be the one explaining yourself. If you want to seduce me, just do it. You didn't have to play so many tricks." Ace pulled Joanna closer, his eyes sharp as a knife.
"Me? Seducing you?" Joanna scoffed. "You must be dreaming. I'm not blind, okay? Why would I ever seduce someone like you?"
"You jumped into my arms, then bit and sucked on my lips like you were some kind of vacuum cleaner. How is that not seduction?"
"There's no way something like that happened!" Joanna crossed her arms over her chest defiantly. "It's not like I've gone mad! Why would I ever do that? I'd rather bite a pig than bite you!"
"Fine then!" Ace nodded. "If you refuse to admit it, we should show some proof to support our claims."
"Show your damn proof then, if you even have any! Don't just insult my character like that!" Joanna sounded rather agitated. Although she felt as if she had blacked out, she knew herself well enough to know that she wasn't such a shameless person.
Ace remained silent as he got out of the car, then sat back down into the driver's seat.
This made Joanna misunderstand his intentions. "Do you think I'd let you off so easily after you've insulted me?! Careful or I might sue you for defamation!"
Ace was still not speaking a word, instead replaying the dashcam footage from last night on a large screen…
"Ah!" Joanna's face turned red as she covered her eyes with both hands, visibly embarrassed. "Turn it off right now! This is so awkward!"
She really hadn't expected herself to voluntarily 'seduce' Ace at all, and she couldn't stand watching herself so brazenly biting the man's lips, her hands all over him.
In actuality, Ace did seem like the 'poor' victim in this case.
At the end of the footage, the man started behaving like Joanna as well, doing his best to capture the 'little people', and plucking the 'weeds' out of each other's hair. They seemed extremely focused on their task, to the point they started stripping each other. Not long after, they seemed tired, and slowly dozed off.
Once the 'torture' was done, Ace switched off the screen with a nonchalant attitude.
Joanna, on the other hand, had curled her body up, hoping to bury her head in the seat like an ostrich. She didn't want to face Ace at all.
"This is so embarrassing! Oh god, please just kill me, I don't want to live anymore!" She whined like a child.
For some reason, Ace found her current state quite adorable, a light smile appeared on his face. "So how do you intend on taking responsibility for this?"