Patting her chest, she looked at Feng Wu with her clear, pretty eyes. "I can measure it!"
Feng Wu looked at her in surprise.
The fairy nodded again. "Yes, I can! I really can!"
Feng Wu was dubious. "Is that even measurable?"
The fairy said, "Yes."
Feng Wu said, "So, tell me, how would you define full-blown rage?"
"Ahem…" The fairy glanced at Feng Wu. "It's when he's so mad that he's about to lose his mind…"
"Such as —" Feng Wu said.
"Such as, he may want to strangle you…" the fairy said awkwardly.
Feng Wu's mouth fell open. "You're joking, right?"
The fairy smiled bitterly. "I wish I were, but that's the truth… It's what he'll want to do if he's extremely angry."
Feng Wu rolled her eyes. "So, you're saying that I'll have to risk my life to do that."
The fairy said, "Well…"
Feng Wu asked, "What am I going to do, then?"
The fairy blinked and looked innocently at Feng Wu.
