There was a shoe print on the pair of white shoes.
"Your shoes are made of lambskin, and it would definitely leave a mark, but other than the one that I just made on it, there are no other marks on it which means that it is not likely that you tripped on your own. Plus, there was no one else around you who could have caused you to fall. In this case, it means that you have done it on purpose."
The waiter was utterly speechless.
